そのおっぱいの重さを量り、それからそのおっぱいをファックしてください

Maserati and Carlos Rios conduct a science experiment in the first part of this scene. The goal is to see what common object is the closest in weight to Maserati's MLBs (major-league breasts). 'I get this question all the time,' says Maserati. 'How much do your boobs weigh, Maserati?' 'I don't know! So we've got a scale.' After they weigh some items, Maserati will weigh her melons and we'll see the results.